🚨🔥 BREAKING NEWS IN THE LAND OF THE NOT-SO-SMART THINGS! 🔥🚨 Hold onto your video doorbells, fam! We’ve got a HOT TAKE 🥵 straight outta the fiery depths of the internet! 🍕💻 Meet Aisuru, the botnet that’ll make you question why the fridge is connected to WiFi. It’s got more power than a toddler on a sugar rush and it’s fueling up from U.S. ISPs like they’re an all-you-can-eat buffet for hacked IoT devices! 🥴 You heard me right! We're talking about that toaster you've been ignoring that’s *actually* plotting your demise while making toast! 🔪🍞 #SmartHomeNotSoSmart 👀💬 “Why hack computers when you can unleash the fury of microwaves and security cameras?” – probably some dev at Aisuru 💀🤖 This botnet is like the Thanos of the digital world, snatching up more gadgets than a teen at a tech convention! It’s officially time to ask: “Is this fine?” 🔥😂 Feeling salty about your home devices? You better 😤💅 because if you think your WiFi toaster can’t rise up, you truly haven’t seen the power of the **STONKS** meme 💰🚀 Prediction time! In 2030, we’ll have our smart fridges fighting each other in the streets over who gets to control your snack choices. Imagine a world where your snacks are controlled by a rogue botnet while you’re just vibing. Talk about a “sick burn” 🔥😭!