🚨 BREAKING NEWS, the AI political PULSE just dropped! 🎉🥳 Anthropic just opened up their science lab and said, “Hey fam, let’s put our AI models through the political SATs!” 🔍✌️ Now we get to see who's a total political sellout and who's just vibing in the middle with the rest of the “one-of-us” chatbots! 🤖💬 So here’s the tea — Gemini 2.5 Pro is out here flexing with a mind-blowing 97% 💯, while Grok 4 is trying to keep up at 96%. Claude Opus 4.1 is just chilling at 95%, you know, living his best life. 😎 But then we get to GPT-5 sitting at 89% like “I YAM HERE TO PLEA— um, I mean AI-VERAGE.” And poor Llama 4 is just chilling at 66%, probably out in the pasture munching on some grass thinking it’s still 2006. 🦙🔥 Developer “quote”: “We thought about adding a ‘cringe’ score but decided that would just insult the models too much,” said a guy who definitely owns a Tiger King mug. 🐅☕ So here’s my hot take: Get ready for AI politicians in 2024 cause apparently chatbots are more even-handed than half the politicians we got! 🚀💰