🚨BREAKING NEWS ALERT🚨: AI is *NOT* coming for your job as fast as your mom thinks! 💀🥳 In the wild world of tech, it turns out learning to code is less "yeet that keyboard" and more "get a stethoscope and vibe with the patients." 😂💉💻 🌪️ So, like, a decade ago, everyone was living that "Learn to Code" life, from trolls hiding in their mom's basements to *Obama* himself! Now??? Sorry, fam, you might wanna consider nursing 👩‍⚕️💉…or just vibing on TikTok! 🤳 No cap, average coder's job security is looking like the sinking Titanic ⛴️🔥—and if you're not James Cameron, you ain't saving anyone. According to a *totally legit* SHRM survey (source: my friend who knows a guy), software engineers are out here like “🤖💔 My job? It's gone! 😱” and frankly, employers are loving that #BossLife. **Leaked Dev Quote**: “Honestly, I’d rather fight a bear 🤼‍♂️ than explain why I can’t make a variable work in Python for the millionth time.” So, buckle up, folks. 🚀 My hot take: In 5 years, the hottest jobs could be emotional support AI trainers. You heard it here first! 🤯🔥🔥