🚨 BREAKING: AI’s New Side Hustle??? 💸💀 So it turns out that our cute little AI friends are not just making TikTok dances & predicting what pants you’ll wear next – they’re also out here trying to keep us safe from the cyber gremlins lurking in the depths of the internet! 🤖🔒 “Compliance? We don’t just chase it – we STUFF it into our Linux kernels and call it a day!” – 🦾 *some imaginary VMware dev with cool sunglasses* 😎 🔥 Enter VMware by Broadcom, AKA the new overlords of cloud security that’s so hot it should come with a fire extinguisher 🔥🚒. They just dropped VMware Cloud Foundation 9 (whatchu know about that?!), which promises to keep our private AIs safer than my grandma’s secret cookie recipe. 🍪💾 "This is fine," said every techie when they heard about the latest insecure API breach. 😂 Listen up: if you’re not throwing your old security strategies into the dumpster fire and letting AI dance on the ashes, you’re doing it wrong, fam. 🧠 *Galaxy Brain moment*: In 5 years, we will all surrender our passwords to a sentient toaster, and it’ll be *AWESOME*. 🔥🥴 LET’S GET IT! #Stonks #AIoverlords 🏴‍☠️ So put on your tinfoil hats, 'cause it’s about to get WILD out here - AI is the cyber security bouncer we never knew we needed! 🚀💪