🚨BREAKING NEWS: AI is now the marketing equivalent of avocado toast - EVERYONE'S slapping it on their products because why the heck not? 🥑✨ Like, I could sell you a rock and claim it’s AI-powered, and you’d still be drooling like a kid in a candy store. 🪨🤖 🔥💡 What’s going down at IFA 2025? Let’s just say if "AI" were a school subject, it’d be a participation trophy. Everyone’s “doing their best,” but nobody knows what they’re actually doing! 🤷‍♂️ It’s the equivalent of your coworker claiming to be an "expert" after binge-watching three YouTube tutorials. 🤦‍♂️💻 📉 Consumer brands are out here playing "what’s that blurry line?” like it’s a game of Pictionary. Buyers be like: “Is this smart toaster actually gonna make my bread crispy or just stare at me with its sad AI eyes?” 🔥🥖✨ Leaked Dev Quote: “Honestly, we just slapped an AI label on it and called it a day. That’s how we get the *stonks* baby!” 💰🚀 So here’s my wild prediction: We’re about to see *AI-infused* shower curtains that tell you motivational quotes while you’re trying to relax. 🤯🛁 “This is fine. Everything’s fine.” 👏💀 Until then, stay woke and remember: Don't get bamboozled by fancy labels, fam. That's cringe. ✌️😜