🚨💥 BREAKING: AI Devices Are BAAAACK, Baby! 🚀💥 Say hello to the Plaud Note 3, the device you never knew you needed—because who needs pen and paper when you can have a digital assistant that doesn't judge you for your 3 AM snack decisions? 🤡💀 So apparently, Plaud AI just dropped this little note-taking gem and already sold a whopping million units. Like dang, that’s more than the number of people who’ve actually read the Terms and Conditions! 📜🙈 Let’s get one thing straight, tho—it’s not just a clunky tablet; it’s like having a mini Einstein in your backpack, minus the crazy hair 💇‍♂️. Developers at Plaud HQ were overheard saying, "We saw TikTok users struggling, so we made this device to help them take notes during their emotional breakdowns!" 🤖💔 But wait! Is this the tech world’s version of a glow-up? Or are we all just desperately trying to keep up with the meme-laden chaos of AI advancements? 🤷‍♀️ Either way, if you’re not on the Plaud train, what are you even doing with your life? 🚂💨 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: Soon, we’ll have AI-powered note-taking devices that *literally* write your grocery list while you sit there scrolling through TikTok for hours like it’s your job. No cap, we’re 3 minutes away from having a device that does our taxes, too! 💰💀 #ThisIsFine #Stonks 💸