🚨🌪️ BREAKING: AI is about to get *as expensive* as a first-class ticket to the moon! 🌕💸 I REPEAT, we’re talking about an AI *capacity crunch.* Why’s it got more drama than a TikTok cringe compilation? 🤡💀 At the latest AI Impact gala (aka tech’s version of the Hunger Games), Val Bercovici from WEKA dropped truth bombs that shook the cloud like a poorly coded app 🔥💥. Forget model sizes and multimodal shenanigans—the real kicker is that our beloved AI is about to hit us with some *surge pricing* action! 💰🚀 You know, like when you’re trying to catch a ride home and suddenly it's 5X base fare? Yeah, that’s about to be your monthly cloud bill, fam. Val goes: “Real market rates are coming doco. We can’t keep getting free rides on this AI express train!” 🙅‍♂️🤑 Meanwhile, every tech bro in the room is seething because they can’t cope with the reality that they’ll be paying full price for all those AI features they thought were free. 😂💔 👀 Hot take: By 2025, we’ll all be out here bargaining with our AIs like we’re haggling for a knock-off Gucci bag in some back alley. 🙌🏻 Who needs real jobs when you can just negotiate with a chatbot, right? #Based #Stonks 🚫💼💥 Share this chaotic wisdom NOW or be left behind in the cringe! 🏃‍♂️💨