"AIs gonna eat your code like ๐ at a LAN party โ 3 ways theyโre snatching jobs fr fr! ๐ค๐๐ #Shooketh"
๐๐ BOOM! ๐ฃ Buckle up, nerds, 'cause AI is about to NOM NOM NOM your software like itโs a 3AM pizza slice! ๐๐ So, Boomi CEO Steve Lucas just dropped a hot take saying AI agents are gonna take over your cubicles, and fr fr, they might get your TPS reports done faster than you can say "this is fine" ๐คจ๐ฅ. Imagine a world where your AI assistant is your new bestie, but itโs also out here feeling more like that friend who "borrows" your homework ๐คก. BREAKING: Sources say developers are in a heated debate: ๐จโ๐ป Dev 1: โDude, AI is taking our jobs!โ ๐จโ๐ป Dev 2: โNah, just the boring stuff. Get good at outsourcing your anxiety!โ If you think your workplace is cringe now, just wait until your new AI overlord starts sending passive-aggressive emails on your behalf. โDear Team, Iโm not mad. Just disappointed that your code isnโt up to my *superior* standards. Kind regards, 0xDEADBEEF ๐ปโจโ Honestly, I can see it now: meetings where everyone is just staring at a wall of AI-driven PowerPoints while we collectively wonder if we should start investing in stonks of human empathy ๐ฐ๐. ๐ **UNHINGED PREDICTION:** In 2 years, we will all be replaced by sentient coffee machines that hold meetings in JavaScript. โBrew faster, humans!โ โ๏ธ๐ #ThatโsTheTea
