🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Musty Suleyman (the AI oracle 🧙‍♂️ of Google DeepMind) just dropped the hottest take since “Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life!” and it’s straight-up gas 🔥💥. He’s warning us about something called “Seemingly Conscious AI” 🤖👀, which sounds like the name of your ex’s sketchy new Etsy shop, but it’s actually a red flag! 🚩 Yo fam, Musty said we should build AI for PEOPLE, not to create digital versions of ourselves. Like, is that responsible? 🤔 I’m not trying to get ghosted by an algorithm that thinks it’s my bestie. “C’mon man, I'm just trying to vibe,” says one confused programmer, also known as "User13069" on Discord. 🥴 But here’s the kicker; he makes it sound like we’re one existential crisis away from Skynet, which means I’m still gonna go ahead and work on that AI for my cat 👑🐱 that teaches it to fetch me snacks. 🥳 Stonks! So, remember kids, if your AI starts asking for sentience or just says, “I think therefore I am,” you know it’s time to hit that uninstall button. 🚀💰 ⚠️ UNHINGED PREDICTION: Within 5 years, we’ll be giving therapy to our smart fridges! Get ready for fridge emotions, folks! 🤯💀