🔔👀 *BREAKING NEWS* - DOOMSCROLL LIKE A PRO! AI is coming to roast your 9 to 5, and is anyone safe? 😱💼💀 **LEAKED DEVELOPER QUOTE**: “Honestly, I’d trust a chatbot to order my pizza before I’d trust it to do my job.” 🍕🤖 Buckle up, fam, because the *Great AI Job Apocalypse* is upon us! It’s like that scene in *Titanic* when the iceberg hits — and no, it’s not just Jack sinking in the Atlantic, it’s you sinking into unemployment! 💔🚢 So how do you avoid becoming *cringe* fodder for TikTok sob stories? FIRST, level up! Upskill like your life depends on it — because it kinda does. Go from “spreadsheets and coffee” to “chatbot whisperer” with these tips: 1. 📚💻 *Learn AI*: Get cozy with algorithms before they throw you out like yesterday's code! ⏳ 2. 🔄 *Pivot, PIVOT, PIVOT*: Your new motto? “Adapt or die!” With the agility of a cat meme! 🐾 3. 🥳 *Network IRL*: LinkedIn connections are tight, but real-world networking is even spicier! Drake pointing and laughing at your old job? Yeah. No cap. Time for a glow-up. 🚀🌌 And my *totally unhinged prediction*: by 2025, there’ll be more job offers for *AI emotional support trainers* than for HR managers. 💯🔥 So, are you ready to take on the rise of the machines, or will you just be another victim of the Silicon Valley gods? STONKS or *BOMB!* Let the meme war begin! 💰😤✨