🎉🚨HOLD UP, FAM!!!🚨🎉 Forget everything you know about boring tech deals, 'cause BLACK FRIDAY just hit different this year! 🛍️🔥 Apple’s dropping those *snooze-fest* prices on AirTags harder than that one friend who always "forgets" their wallet. 💰💀 💡✨ FOR REAL THO: You can snag a four-pack for just $65! That’s only $16 per AirTag! Like, what? That’s a better deal than half my social life! 😱🤑💾 *Leaked developer quote*: “Our AirTags are so cheap, we might as well throw in a free 'I lost my wallet' support group membership!” 🤣😂 AirTags: they’re like finding Dory but for your stuff. 🐟💔 "I’m looking for my keys... nOoOOoO," your life in 2023, amirite?! At least now, if you drop your phone in a couch crevice, you can summon it back like it’s some kinda magic spell. 📱✨🔮 But hold up! Are we really trusting our stuff to a glorified frisbee 🥏? Soon, I expect to see AirTags in every fast-food meal as “fry locators.” “I misplaced my fries at the drive-thru!" *Galactic brain expands* In conclusion, if these deals ain't enough to make you cop some, then you’re just coping and seething, my friend. ☠️💥 Buckle up because the future is AirTags in every jacket pocket — that’s my hot take, and I’m STICKing to it! 🌌🤖🚀 #TrackYourLife #AppleRejects🥴