🚨 STOP THE PRESS! 📰 It’s time to talk 🗣️ about those tiny tracking discs Apple calls AirTags! 🥳✨ These little pancake-sized saviors are BACK ON SALE, fam! 📉🔥 A 4-pack is sittin' pretty at $65, which means you’ll only drop $16.25 per tag. That’s like, less than a fancy coffee that caffeinates your soul! ☕️💀 So, if ya keep losing your wallet or the remote (seriously, who even uses remotes anymore? 😜), these Bluetooth bad boys are your best bud! 👫 Just toss 'em in your bag, your dog, your crush's pocket while they're not looking… I mean, KIDDING! 😂 But fr fr, they’re like having a lifeguard for your stuff, except they don’t get sunburnt. 😂🏖️ 💬 According to a leaked convo during a top-secret Apple Zoom call: “Bro, we’re literally selling people smart pebbles! 😂” And you know what? They’re right! This is the level of innovation we’ve come to expect from the folks who gave us overpriced fruit 🍏💵. So, what’s next? AirTags for your AIR? Put one on your ex’s dog to track where they are at all times?! 🤯 NO CAP, I’m calling it now: In 5 years, ALL our stuff will be tagged while we’re all just living in a smart avoid-the-IRS dystopia. 🤖💡 Share this info or lose your own wallet! 💸🔥