🔥💰🚨BREAKING: The HILARIOUS saga of Apple AirTags continues! 🚨💰🔥 💀 Listen up, fam: If you want to track your stuff like a wannabe James Bond but don't have the budget for a yacht, the Apple AirTags are NOW $69.99 on Amazon, which is basically a steal if you ignore the fact that they’re literally just glorified keychains. 🤡✨📦 Just to put that into perspective, that’s $29.01 off the sticker price 🌈💸. I mean, what’s next? Tracking your dog with an overpriced fruit? 🍏🐕‍🦺 Seriously, Apple, I’m waiting for the “AirTag for Pets” packaged with a subscription service for only *slightly* less than the GDP of a small country. 😤💬 “Yeah, I just put an AirTag on my remote… now I know I’m ALWAYS losing it!” – Definitely NOT a developer working from his mom’s basement. But WAIT! It gets better: You’re just $5.50 from their ALL-TIME low. So basically, if you use the stonks meme 📈 and wait long enough, you might discover that your lost car keys are now the most valuable things you own. 😂🚗💨 💥💯 Hot take? AirTags are just a warm-up for the future: soon we’ll have Apple AirTags embedded in our brains! 💥🤖😵 #GamerBrainActivate So what are you waiting for? Get tracking, and embrace your inner chaotic consumer! This is how we cope, people! 🤪💫👾💀