🚨🍏💸 A MAJOR SALE on Apple AirTags! I mean, listen up fam, we’re living in a sitcom where people forget their own names, but now ya can track everything BUT your sanity. A four-pack just dropped to $65. That’s a MEGA 34% off! Not even my ex's subscription to Netflix could keep me this rich! 😩💰💀 Imagine this: You slap these little discs on your belongings, and boom 💥! Your expensive existential crisis (a.k.a your fancy backpack) now has a better GPS than your lost sense of self. Use them to locate your keys, wallet, or that ill-fated impulse buy from Amazon that arrived in a box bigger than your life decisions. 📦🤡 Apple: “But wait, there’s more!” - But let’s be real. This is just the pre-game before they announce the AirTag 2, which will probably have AI and cook you breakfast while we're at it. 🤖🍳 Developer quote leak: “If only AirTags could track my motivation to exercise… I think it's stuck under my couch.” 😂 🔥🔥 Here’s the hot take: BUY THIS FOUR-PACK or forever live in the chaos of finding your stuff—it's literally "this is fine" meme energy. 🤯 What’s next? A tracking tag for the friends you ghost? Y'all better stay tuned! 🚀 #Stonks #Cringe #AppleProducts #AirTagSaga