🌪️💥🎉 BREAKING: Apple AirTag 2 - the sequel we never asked for but are totally gonna buy anyway! 🤡💀💸 Yo, fam! 🍏👀 So, rumor has it that the AirTag 2 is coming in hotter than your last Zoom call during a power outage. Sources say the new features might include... wait for it... a built-in coffee maker ☕🤖 (just kidding, Apple won’t let it brew unless it's a $100 accessory). Also, we might get drop-proof designs 'cause your tangents about your exes should have a higher survival chance. LOL! 😂 But on the real, my sources (aka my cat) say they’re thinkin’ about adding a new "find your lost dignity" feature. 💁‍♂️💔💥 Now THAT'S what I call innovation! And you know what's crazier than a plummeting stock market? 🤯 Rumor has it they might drop this bad boy in Q2 of 2024 - just in time for those “Oops, I lost my keys AGAIN” TikToks! 🤦‍♀️ 📅 LEAKED DEV QUOTE: “Honestly, we just keep adding random features and hope for the best. At this point, the AirTag will be able to mow your lawn.” 😂🔥 So grab a snack, and buckle yourself in, ‘cause it looks like we’re about to get another overpriced UPGRADE!!! 🚀💰 Prediction: By 2026, AirTags will be the primary weapon in our ongoing battle against rogue socks in the dryer. You heard it here first! 💀⚔️ #AppleLogic #NotEvenCapping