🚨💔 BREAKING NEWS: European Airports in CHAOS 🔥💩 Listen up fam, you won't believe what’s going down at European airports—it's like "This is fine" just did a collab with 5G! 🤡💀 After a ransomware attack on Collins Aerospace (who even are they? Sounds like a discount airline 😤✈️), Berlin, Brussels, Dublin, AND London are serving up *major* delays like it's the latest TikTok challenge! 🛑✈️🤖 **Developer Quote Leak**: "We thought we were just coding check-in systems, not preparing for the Cyber Apocalypse!" - A random dude who probably opened a suspicious email 🤷‍♂️💌 Meanwhile, passengers out here looking like Drake pointing to ✈️ *a plane that ain't leaving* while the Wi-Fi goes full potato. 👾💔 Stonks? More like CRINKS 😂💸 So while you sit there wondering if your flight will be late or if you’ll become besties with the airport Starbucks barista, let’s be real: why are we STILL trusting airport tech? At this point, I’d rather check in with a pigeon. 🕊️📅 🔥🔥 And here’s your unhinged prediction: Next year, airports will run on actual DRONES because they couldn't keep up with human incompetence. 😤🚀 Share this chaos, fam! We’re in the END TIMES of air travel! ✨💀✨