🚨🔥👀 *BREAKING NEWS: AIRPORT POWER BANKS TURNED INTO FIRE BREATHING DRAGONS! 🐉💥* So, you thought you could power your devices while waiting for that overpriced cheese sandwich at the airport? 🤡 Well, guess what? Your magical flying brick (🤖💰) from iStore might just ignite your travel dreams into a fiery nightmare! 🔥💀 Who knew that charging your phone could come with a side of *burns* and *explosions*? iStore just issued a recall for their 5,000mAh Magnetic Wireless Power Bank because apparently, the only thing it powers is spontaneous combustion. 😵‍💫💥 "Did we mention it can also double as a campfire?" – said some developer (no cap, fr fr). That's right, three reports of it going kaboom—talk about bad stonks! 📉💔 You might’ve forked over *$46-$65* for a ticket to the Burn Zone (yikes). 🤦‍♂️ But hey, no worries, just look for that fancy logo that screams, “Come play with fire!”🔥🔍 In a shocking development, I predict in 2024, we’ll see *iStore’s* new slogan: "Charge with caution: we’re not just igniting your devices, we’re igniting your life!” 🚀😏🔥 *Share this if you don’t wanna be a meme in the emergency room! 💀💵*