🚨🔊 NEW AIRPODS PRO 3 FEATURE ALERT! 🔊🚨 Listen up, fam! If you thought you needed an Apple Watch to keep you healthy, think again! 🤯💀 Our tech overlords over at Apple have decided to sprinkle some health magic ✨ on the AirPods Pro 3, and honestly, if I see one more TikTok of people flexing their “fitness monitors” like they’re holding the Holy Grail, I’mma lose it! 🤡👀💥 Picture this: You're casually vibing with your AirPods—dropping sick beats 🎶 while they’re secretly monitoring your heart rate. Apple is turning these earbuds into mini-Dr. Phils that check on your health while you’re just tryna jam to some bangers! 🚀🙌 *Leaked developer quote*: "We figured why have a watch when you can have a personal therapist in your ears? Just don't get them wet, or you’ll have a tragic ‘this is fine’ moment! 🔥💧" Apple users are out here like Drake pointing at AirPods Pro 3 like "yep, that’s the new vibe!" while the Watch is sittin’ on the shelf, seething. 😤🔥 This is the ultimate flex: "I didn’t need an Apple Watch anyway!" based (no cap)! 💥🔥 HOT TAKE: Soon, AirPods Pro will be the new status symbol, and a broken AirPod will be like losing a finger! 🦾👀 So get ready to rock ‘n roll, because catching those cardio vibes just got cooler than your entire fitness journey! Share this if you're ready to break up with your Apple Watch! 💔📱✨