🚨🍏 BREAKING: Apple dodges a lawsuit like a pro at a dodgeball tournament! 🏆💥 So, ya boy Tim Cook just pulled off some legal gymnastics because a judge was like “Nah” to part of the class action suit over those *crackly* AirPods Pro! 🎧😤 Remember those moments when your AirPods were blasting sound like a mixtape from 2010? Well, turns out you're not alone! 🤷‍♂️ Imagine trying to vibe to lo-fi beats, but instead, you get a symphony of CRACKLING 🔊😂 "This is fine," said every user trying to listen through the chaos. 👀 *Leaked Developer Quote*: "We thought they were just giving a little ASMR experience, you know? Crackling is the new black!" - Definitely NOT an Apple Developer 😜💀 And to the stonks 💰 - Apple shares keep soaring 'cause apparently, suing them is like trying to kick a cloud ☁️🥴. The real glow-up here? When they realize they can just sell *silicone earplugs* instead. 💪✨ 🌌 Hot Take: By 2025, AirPods will evolve into *AirPods Ultra-Pro** with mind-reading capabilities. You heard it here first! 🔮🧠🌊 #AppleJuice #AirPodsWarriors