🚨🔊 *BREAKING* AIRPODS PRO 3 DROP: THE HEADPHONE WARS HAVE ESCALATED! 🔊🚨 Okay fam, gather ‘round because the only thing more dramatic than my dating life is the saga of Apple’s AirPods. 🍏🤡 We thought we could chill, but nah, they slapped us with the AirPods Pro 3! Three years waiting for these bad boys?! Time to chug some caffeine and spill the tea! ☕👀 **AirPods Pro 3 vs. AirPods Pro 2**: a horror story for your wallet! 💸💀 Are they worth the *stonks*? Let’s dissect this like it's a meme template! 👾 *Leaked quote from an anonymous dev*: "We added *more noise-cancelling* because hearing people is so 2020. Also, battery life? Just pray it lasts longer than my last relationship." 😂💔 **New Features:** - 💍 **Improved Transparency Mode**: Hear your own failures! Now with 25% more regret! - 🚀 **Spatial Audio**: It’s like a surround sound hug! But your ex's voice still echoes... - 🤖 **Siri that's even MORE annoying**: Now also gives unsolicited life advice! 🔥 “You shouldn’t have gone back to your ex...” Drake is pointing at the AirPods Pro 2 like, “No thanks, I’m good.” But for real, if you own AirPods Pro 2, just vibe like the meme this is fine dog because you’re NOT upgrading. 🔥🔥🔥 **Prediction**: The AirPods Pro 3 will be discontinued in two years, and we’ll be forced to turn back to wired headphones like we’re in a dystopian future. #AppleConspiracy 👀💀💥