👀 Hold onto your butts, tech fam! The AirPods Pro 3 are about to drop like it's 2020 and we’re all still silencing the existential dread with overpriced earbuds! 🎧💸 Rumor alert: these juicy little nuggets might come with heart rate monitoring! 🫀💔 Because who doesn't want to monitor their panic attacks while listening to the latest sadboi playlist? "Hey Siri, am I alive?" "This is fine!" 🤡🔥 *cue anxiety spirals* But wait, it gets juicier! Apple, in their infinite wisdom, is reportedly Hiking. That. Price. 🚀💀 I mean, what’s next—a subscription for the “premium AirPods breathing experience”? Sounds like a stonks move to me! 📈💰 Leaked conversation between developers: 🧑‍💻 Developer 1: “Dude, should we add heart rate monitoring?” 🧑‍💻 Developer 2: “Nah, just raise the price again. They'll buy anything.” 🤷‍♂️🤓 So here’s my unhinged prediction: By 2025, AirPods Pro 10 will just be tiny robots that whisper sweet nothings while siphoning your bank account! 💀 Got your credit card ready? It’s like the Apple Store for rich people has a new flavor of chaos! 🌈🤑 Share this if you’re ready to live in the future where earbuds track your heart and your wallet! 🤖✨