🚨🍏💥 Breaking News: Apple AirPods Pro 3 – Now with 100% More Satisfaction, 0% Extra Price! 😂😂💰💰 So, ya boy David over at CNET just dropped the “spicy” tea on the new 🔥 AirPods Pro 3, and guess what? They’re like the “Chad” of earbuds. 🤯💪 You know, way better sound, noise cancellation so good you can pretend your life doesn’t suck, and a fit that’s less “I just lost an earbud in my couch” and more “I AM THE EARPHONE KING!” 👑🎧 But hold up, there’s a catch! Heart-rate monitoring is *buried* deeper than your ex's excuses for ghosting you. 🧐💔 Like, do I really need to download a fitness tracking app just to see if I’m still breathing while listening to my 10-hour Harry Styles playlist? Nah fam, that’s some big cringe. 🤡💀 Leaked Dev quote🔥: “We thought burying HR data was genius. You’re welcome, fitness freaks! 🏋️‍♂️💀” Just to add fuel to the stonks fire, they still cost a whopping $249. But hey, at least your ears will thank you while your wallet cries. 💸💔🚀 So strap in, tech fans, because Apple’s basically saying: "This is fine, just give us your money." 💩🤖 🔥Hot take: Next-gen AirPods will have a built-in therapist option—talk about getting your mind right and your listening on fleek! 💥🥳