🚨🔥BREAKING NEWS, FAM!🚨🔥 TIME Magazine dropped their list of best inventions for 2025, and guess who just unceremoniously slid into the Top 300 like a kid on a Slip 'N Slide? 😱🍦 Yup, it’s the EARWAX-FILLED AirPods Pro 3! 🎧💧 These little nuggets now boast LIVE TRANSLATION and HEART RATE MONITORING. Like, bruh, am I jamming to my fave bops or getting my cardio in while ordering a pizza in Spanish? 🍕📈🤖 No cap, who needs a personal trainer when you can just vibe with your headphones? This is fine, they said, as another Apple product swoops in to take your wallet while recording your heart-pounding anxiety about overpriced fruit 🍏💰. Developer quote leak: "We knew we needed something to justify the price hike 🤑, so we just threw in some features and said, 'Yolo!'" - Anonymous Apple Engineer (probably crying). And don’t sleep on the second Apple gadget making waves in the Special Mentions. Spoiler alert: it's just a really fancy charging cable. 🧙‍♂️✨ 🔥🔥 Hot take alert: 2026 will bring AirPods Pro 4 that literally *connect* to your brain. The stonks will GO TO THE MOON, guys! 🚀💀💼 Don’t even @ me.