🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS from the land of overpriced tech! 🍏🔥 Apple just dropped a fresh firmware update for the AirPods Pro 3, and I can hear the sound of millions of tech bros hitting "update" faster than they hit the gym on leg day. 😂💪 But yo, what does this update even DO? 🤔 Does it turn your AirPods into a full-on Alexa-killing cyborg that makes coffee and offers relationship advice? 😳☕️ No cap, probably just fixes some bugs that only exist in our nightmares. "Leaked" Apple dev quote: “We just upgraded the noise cancellation so you can pretend your life is perfect while ignoring your responsibilities.” 💔🤖 Meanwhile, Apple is gearing up to drop the iPhone 17 Pro! 🚀 I guess they wanted to ensure you can listen to Taylor Swift while scrolling through TikTok without missing a beat! 📱🎶 This is fine... So stonks are up, or are they? 📈💸 When will we learn that every AirPods update is just a scam to get us saying "wow, I need to buy the next model" before the last one even finishes charging? 🤷‍♂️💀 🔥 Hot take: In 2030, AirPods will be implanted in our ears, and we’ll all live in a dystopia where Apple is our supreme overlord. Get your tinfoil hats ready, fam! 👽🤪🛸