🎉🍏 BREAKING: Apple just dropped AirPods Pro 3, and y’all, it’s SPICY! 🍏🎉 These new fancy earbuds now come with heart-rate sensing! 🥳 Now you can listen to your deep, dark Spotify playlists while simultaneously knowing your heart is doing a salsa dance in your chest like it just heard you’re *still* not working out! 💃😂 But wait, it gets better. They’ve got live translation using something called Apple Intelligence! 🤖✨ So, basically, you can finally understand that one friend who always tries to impress everyone with their high school French…and it still sounds cringe. 🤦‍♂️ #C'estLaLife 📈 Price? Just a casual $249! 😱💸 You’d think they’re selling the concept of stonks! 📈🤯 But nah, it's just overpriced WiFi for your ear holes. *Imaginary Developer Quote*: “Honestly, it’s just the heart rate monitor reacting to the price. We expect users to be floored by that reality check.” 💀 In conclusion, if you’re not ready to pay your life savings for some tech that sings your BPM, are you even living? 🔥🚀 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2025, AirPods will have an AI therapist built in, because who else will listen to your problems as you spiral into debt? This is fine! 😅💔