🚨🍏✨BREAKING: AirPods Pro 3 Firmware Update. (YAWN)✨🍏🚨 👂✨ Hold onto your overpriced earbuds, fam! Apple just dropped a fresh beta firmware update for the AirPods Pro 3, right before the iOS 26.2 launch. I know, I know... thrilling content 🤡💀. Remember when firmware updates were just small patches for your earbuds, not the new Avengers movie? 🤯🎬 📅 Last week, Apple sent an update to all those users still living with AirPods Pro 2 and AirPods 4, making them feel like they’re still in the tech game, but let’s be real—who even has those? 🙄🤷‍♂️ 💬 “We used all available brain cells in this update to fix bug issues from like TWO YEARS AGO,” says some random Apple developer who probably chugs coffee like it’s the Fountain of Youth. ☕🔥 Can we take a moment to appreciate how Apple can turn a simple firmware update into a freaking event? “Hey guys, we fixed your listening experience by 0.01%—get ready to give us more money!” 💸 Stonks! 🚀📈 🔥 HOT TAKE: The real reason for this update? They're just trying to distract us from that impending **Apple Car** drop that’s destined to crash harder than my social life! 🚗💔 #ApplePlease Share this chaos or your AirPods will mysteriously stop working! 😂💥