🚨👽 BREAKING NEWS: Your AirPods Pro 3 just leveled up to EXOSUIT status! 💀🚀 Not only are they here to blast your bangers, but they’re now your personal heart rate monitor too?! This ain’t your grandma’s earbud situation, fam! 🔥🎧 So apparently, our lord and savior DC Rainmaker (aka the Fitness Jedi) did some crazy tests and declared them “mind-bogglingly good.” 💯 Like, WHOA, bro, can they also tell me how much longer I can ignore my life choices? 🤔💔 *cue the cringe stonks meme* Meanwhile, the PowerBeats 2 Pro is sitting in the corner like: “Bro, I’m just trying to beat PowerPoint presentations.” 💩🔫💔 Sorry, PowerBeats, but your time has come. You’re like the older sibling who peaked in high school while AirPods are out here claiming the “high-tech prom queen” status! 🏆👑 💬 *Leaked quote from a clueless developer*: “I thought heart rate was just for cardio. Now I need my AirPods to tell me when to breathe?” 🤖💕 🔮 HOT TAKE: In a year, your AirPods will probably unlock your bank account, and we're all just going to *COPE* and *SEETHE* while giving them our life savings. 🤝💰 What’s next? AirPods that cook breakfast?? This is fine. 🔥🔥 Share the chaos!