🚨📢 **BREAKING: AIRPODS PRO 3 MAY BE ON THE WAY AND WE’RE NOT READY!** 🚀💥 Forget about your life savings, boys and girls, because Apple is about to get us all back in line for round 3 of overpriced, yet oddly essential, audio accessories! 🤡💸👂 Rumor has it that the AirPods Pro 3 are dropping right alongside the iPhone 17 (you know, the one that will have five cameras and a gold-plated SIM tray?! 😤💎). What's in the package? *Drumroll, please* 🥁💥 We're talking improved noise cancellation that’ll block out your ex’s calls and sleek design tweaks that’ll make you look cooler than a penguin in sunglasses. 🐧🕶️ But wait, there’s MORE! Apple is adding new health features—like tracking your heart rate when you hear that crispy new playlist, or keeping tabs when you’re crying to Drake. ❤️📈 *Stonks!* Leaked developer quote: "We basically just recycled the old ones and slapped a ‘3’ on it. #Innovation" - Some Apple Intern probably 👀🔧 So, mark your calendars for when Apple unveils this masterpiece! If you’re not lined up in the Apple Store for this, are you even living? 😱🔥 🔥💰**Hot take: Watch as AirPods Pro 3 come with built-in TikTok filters—so you can vibe and go viral in style! This is fine!** 💀😜