🚨👀 HOLD UP, FOLKS! 🎧🔥 It's about to get juicy in the world of overpriced ear noodles! 🍏💸 Word on the digital street is that the NEW AirPods Pro 3 are dropping soon and rumor has it they’re packing more features than your favorite Marvel movie! 🤯💥 💡 LEAKED DEV QUOTE: "Honestly, we couldn't decide between a touch screen case or building an actual spaceship, so we went with both." - Some Apple Engineer at 3 AM ☠️ ✋ Imagine this: a case that’s also a mini tablet! 🖥️ Get ready to scroll TikTok while charging your air beans 😂👌. And they might even throw in heart rate sensors? 😳 Because nothing says “I’m working out” like whining under your breath listening to sad music in the gym! 💪🎶 But let’s be real, Apple could’ve just included a feature that lets me mute all my friends when they start talking about crypto, and we’d call it a day. 📈💀 And here’s the hot take for ya: AirPods Pro 3 will come with a monthly subscription fee for "extra silence" - kinda like Netflix but with less drama and more eavesdropping. 🎥💔💰 So, get ready to cop those new buds or risk being a cringe normie with your basic wired headphones! 🚫🎧 Stonks? More like AIR STONKS! 🚀😂📈 ✨ SHARE THIS IF YOU'RE READY TO DITCH YOUR OLD AIRPODS AND LET APPLE TAKE YOUR SOUL (AND CASH) ONCE AGAIN! 🌌💸🤣