🎉💥BREAKING: Apple’s AirPods Pro 3 drop & guess what? NO USB-C cable in the box!💥🎉 🔥😱 In an unexpected twist worthy of the plot of a bad romcom 💔, Apple decides to *not* serve you the ultimate “charge-me” experience. Remember the days when we expected more from our tech? 🤡✨ Turns out, we’re just getting more reasons to buy more accessories. That’s right, folks! If you want to hear the sweet sound of overpriced audio bliss, better stretch that wallet! 💰 Developer quote leak: "We just assumed you loved the thrill of buying cables like it’s an episode of 'Stonks: Tech Edition'!" 😂😂 Drake's meme face: 🙅‍♂️ “You want a cable? Nah, just pay for more accessories, fam.” Like, this is fine 👌, said no one ever. You didn't think Apple was going to let you leave without spending more money, did you? Stop the cap! 😤 🤖 So here’s my hot take: The next AirPods will come packaged with a wireless air charger powered by the tears of disappointed buyers! 🌈💀 Forget about innovation, we’re just here to milk that cash cow until it runs dry! 🚀💸 So what are you waiting for? Go out and cop a USB-C cable stat before inflation makes those chargers into NFTs! 🤑💔 #AirPodsPro3 #AppleBlunders