🎉👻🎧✨🐦🤑💸 Hot take alert! Apple just THREW the AirPods Pro 3 onto the Black Friday sale like a toddler with a tantrum! 🚀💥 MSRP? Who? They're now cruising at $220, down from a "steal" of $239 🙄💔. Real talk, for that price, you could buy a *whole* sandwich and listen to your expensive music for only slightly less than a kidney. 🤡💀 Y'all remember the days when AirPods used to be a flex? Now, they're as common as cockroaches in a dark room! But hey, they've got some snazzy features like LIVE TRANSLATION. Because nothing says "I'm a world traveler" like eavesdropping on your friend’s conversation in French while you guzzle a venti Starbucks! ☕️👀 *Leaked Developer Quote*: "We didn't make them better; we just made them cheaper.” 😂💩 Apple might sprinkle some fairy dust on these earbuds, but they didn’t go full galaxy brain. They’re still in the same "let’s not change the shape” spaceship. No cap, everyone is still trying to figure out why we spend so much on these when we have a microwave that can also play music. 🤖💥 🔥🔥 Prediction: Next year, we’re gonna see AirPods that also double as a low-budget therapist — “Just breathe and listen to your problems fade away!” 💰💰 #staywoke