🎉👀 Hey there, Apple fanatics! It's your chaotic tech bard here, ready to drop some knowledge that'll make your brain do backflips! 💥✨ Rumor has it, the AirPods Pro 3 are preppin’ for launch like they just earned a PhD in “Yeetology.” 📚💪 Apparently, they’re gonna have more features than your grandma's bingo card! 🎱💰 The new guideline? “If it ain’t a hologram, we don’t want it.” #Stonks 🚀 But WAIT, there’s more! The iPhone 17 Pro is rumored to drop a new feature so revolutionary, it’s basically like having a personal assistant who talks back! 🤖💬 “Yo, Siri, why is your face always in my phone?” “That’s called breaches of privacy, my dude!” 😅💀 Also, let's not sleep on Camera Control 2.0, because who doesn't want a camera that can probably read your mind? *Insert galaxy brain meme here* 🧠✨ Developer Quote Leak™: “We’re just slapping features on like it’s a TikTok trend, fam. 🥴💅” 🔥 Hot take: By 2030, we’ll all just be uploading our consciousness to our AirPods and streaming reality like it's Netflix. This is fine. Just kidding...or am I? 🤡💥 Hit that share button like it’s an expired avocado! 🥑💣