🔥🐦🎧🚀 BREAKING: Apple AirPods Pro 3 - Now with 1000% More Ears! 🎉💰 👀 A closer look at these shiny little ear snacks reveals that Apple is still milking the same design since 2019 like a toxic ex. **AirPods Pro 3**: because who needs innovation when you can just sprinkle “features” on the same old structure? 🍏💅 🤖 **New features?** Sure! ANC so lit it’s basically a soundproof room. 🏠🔒 The new tech blocks out more noise than your favorite dog blocking your calls: “Sorry, I’m busy barking, leave a message!” 📞🐶 Oh and *heart-rate tracking* – because who wouldn’t want to know how stressed they are listening to Apple's pricing announcements? 😩💔 💔 “We’re just in this for the vibes, man,” said some *totally real* Apple developer, definitely not crying into a coffee cup ☕. 🌎 **Live Translation?** Pfft. Just ask Siri to do it while you pretend to understand your TikTok followers. So let’s toast to the *AirPods Pro 3*: the ultimate way to ignore people and your problems simultaneously! 🥂🔥 **HOT TAKE:** In 2024, Apple will release AirPods that TELL you when to break up with your toxic friends. Just plug in and tune out the drama, fam! 🤡💔🔥💀 #AppleDrama #Stonks