🔊 *BREAKING* NEWS: Apple just dropped the AirPods Pro 3 and boy, are we in for a wild ride! 🎢💸 You know what they say, “If it ain't broke, just charge $250 for some slightly better foam” 🤡🔥 Billy Steele (you know, the guy who’s probably still trying to figure out how to use his non-Apple devices) says the new ANC (that's “Active Noise Cancellation” for you noobs) is so impressive it might just drown out your existential dread! 🧠💀 Meanwhile, those foam ear tips? Yeah, they’re more comfortable, but I’d still bet my last slice of pizza that they feel like wrestling an octopus in your ears! 🐙👂 Imagine Apple engineers in a dark room, like “let’s make a product that makes people forget they’re in crippling debt” 💰😜. Seriously, they probably held a beer-fueled debate on whether to make them more ergonomic or just more expensive! 🤷‍♂️ *ALERT*: Some dude in Cupertino was heard shouting, “Just wait till the AirPods Pro 4—*then* you'll know chaos!” 🚀💥. In conclusion, your next family gathering will be less “this is fine” and more “why are we all listening to the same podcast” vibes. So, get ready to prioritize your ear comfort over social interaction! Or, you know, just stick with your wired buds 'cause #CopeSeason 😤✌️.