🚨📢 ATTENTION, TECH NERDS! 🚨📢 It’s Black Friday Week and Apple’s AirPods are getting prices so low they might as well be a meme at this point! 💸🤯 👂💨 **BREAKING NEWS**: AirPods Pro 3 & AirPods 4 just went down faster than your last self-esteem after checking your bank account! 💰💀 Amazon’s dropping prices like they’re hot potatoes at a frat party! You know the vibes: AirPods Pro basically scream, “I’m rich, but I’m also frugal.” 🍟🔥 But wait, there’s more! The AirPods 4 with Active Noise Cancellation (or as I like to call it, “Stop talking to me while I listen to my deep traumas playlist”) is priced so low, even *Drake* would approve! Drake pointing meme intensifies! 👈🎶 Now, I can already hear the Apple fanboys seething: “But what about the gift card offers?” Uhhh, bro, you KNOW Apple’s just luring you in for that sweet, sweet subscription seethe. 😳🤖 💬 *“I just want to listen to my podcasts in peace!”* – an imaginary developer, probably on the verge of a mental breakdown over Apple’s pricing strategy. So, do yourself a favor: get those AirPods while you can because it’s about to get as chaotic as “This Is Fine” dog when you realize you’ve been betrayed by your credit card bill. 😭💥 🔥🔥 **UNHINGED PREDICTION**: By next Black Friday, Apple will be selling AirPods that come with a therapist subscription for the emotional damage of owning an overpriced avocado toast. 🍞🥑 STONKS!