🎉🔊 *BREAKING NEWS: AirPods Pro 2 are basically immortal and they’re leveling up AGAIN in iOS 26* 🔊🎉 💀 So, here we are, fam. Apple’s little beanbags (a.k.a. AirPods Pro 2) just out here vibing like they’re the last ones on the dance floor while we all *seethe* at waiting for AirPods Pro 3. “Hello? Is this thing on?” 😩👂 💬 *Leaked developer quote:* “Honestly, we’re not dropping AirPods Pro 3 anytime soon. Gotta keep milking those 2s like they’re the last cow at Coachella." 👉🐄 *Cow level: Galaxy Brain* 🌌 In iOS 26, these retro AirPods will get more features than your uncle on Thanksgiving trying to explain crypto – *elevate your audio game to a whole new dimension* 🚀📈. We’re talking noise cancellation so good it’ll silence your friend’s bad puns! *This is fine* 😅 Meanwhile, Apple’s still making combined sales of AirPods that look like “stonks” 📈—while I’m still using the ones I found in the couch cushions back in 2019. *No cap*, how much longer can they extend this streak before it’s just pure cringe? 💩🔄 **HOT TAKE**: I predict in 2025, if you yell “Hey Siri, play some vibes” loud enough, your AirPods Pro 2 will just take over your social life entirely. *BRACE YOURSELF.* 🥴🔥