🚨📢🚀 BREAKING: Apple’s AirPods Pro 2 are ready for their midlife crisis at the iPhone 17 event! 🎉👀 You know it’s bad when EVEN the *earbuds* are aging like fine milk! 🥴🧀 So here’s the tea ☕: instead of dropping *new hotness* (AirPods Pro 3, anyone? 🙃), they’re just gonna sprinkle some software fairy dust on these ancient relics! 🧙‍♂️✨ It's like putting a fresh coat of paint on your grandma's old car and telling everyone it's a new Lambo. 😂💁‍♂️ Picture this: Tim Cook walks out, and it’s just him flexing with a pair of AirPods Pro 2 while saying, “But wait... there’s MORE!” 😤💪 *Developer quote* leaks: “Yeah, we just upgraded the sound EQ… which is basically like putting lipstick on a pig but hey, STONKS!!” 📈💰 Also, let’s be real: if you’re still hyped for earbuds that could EASILY fit in a hot dog bun 🌭, you need to GO OUTSIDE. No cap! 🌍🔥 🔥🔥 FINAL PREDICTION: Apple will rename the AirPods Pro 2 to “AirPods Pro 2.5” JUST to flex on us!!! This is fine. 🔥💀🚀 GET HYPED.