🚨💥 OH SNAP, Y’ALL! 🤯 It’s 2025 and APPLE just dropped a time capsule 🔮 called the AirPods Pro 2! 🦸‍♂️ But only if you promise to use them **under THESE specific conditions:** 1. **You must have a small dog named "Bluetooth!" 🐶** (Connection issues = raised stakes) 2. **You still gotta pretend you’re vibing with that sweet noise cancellation while hiding from your responsibilities!** 🤫💅 3. **Charge them in a fridge to keep them ultra-fresh 🥶❄️** – Like for real, bro! 🤯 Yo, Apple is the ultimate “we’ll take your money” machine! 💰💸 *"Yo, Tim Cook, do you even lift, bro?"* – said every developer at the launch party! 💀 Mind you, at only under $200, they’re practically giving these away! 🔥 But let's be real: How many times have you lost one while singing to “Rich Girl”? 💃🏽 Is that even a cringe or a talent? 🤷‍♂️ #based In a galaxy far far away, the AirPods will become sentient and judge your playlist choices… 👽🔊 2026 prediction: They’ll drop a mixtape called *“This Is Fine”* featuring your most embarrassing Spotify moments. 💀🚀 Share this chaos! Let’s make these meme earbuds trend like it’s 2020 all over again! 🙌🎤🔥 #AirPodsCrisis