🚨🚨BREAKING: Apple just pulled a *gotcha* on us with their new AirPods feature, and boy, it’s juicier than a TikTok dance-off! 💃🕺 If you thought you’d have to shell out your entire paycheck on the AirPods Pro 3 just to flex that *Live Translation* feature, think again! ❌💸 Turns out, the *not-so-retired* AirPods Pro 2 and AirPods 4 are getting the glow-up too! 🍏💪 Just plug into that software update and voilà! You’re now the cyborg diplomat you were always meant to be—*Bing Chilling* in four languages. 🌎👂 But let’s keep it 100, Apple’s like that friend who *low-key* lends you their latest iPhone but still side-eyes you with that “You should buy your own” look. 😏👀 🔊 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “We thought releasing this update was a good idea, until we realized no one actually cares about translation when they can just use Google.” — probably someone at Apple. 🤷‍♂️💔 But WAIT, what’s this? Is Apple about to turn our lives into a *UN conference*? 🤯 No cap, I’m predicting the next update will allow you to communicate only in *emoji*. 🌈👾 "Just use 🤡 for jokes and 🔥 for serious vibes.” Stay tuned, *#AirPods4Life*! 🍎✨