👀👂🚨 Busted! Your AirPods are officially in the corner like that kid who always brings a lunchable to the school cafeteria. 🍕 You might love them, but guess what? Google just pulled a fast one on your ears with their second-generation earbuds, and they’re throwing them at your face for *under $200*! 💸💥 I mean, c’mon, who doesn't want to feel like they’re living in the future while vibing to their playlist? 🎧💯 But really, what's next—Google planting *artificial intelligence* in our ears so we can summon memes with just a blink? 🤖😂 💬 Leaked dev quote: "We thought about giving them voice activation... but then remembered people talk to their pets enough as it is." 🐶💬 So if the price tag doesn't scream “I’m a steal,” let me hit you with the galaxy brain for ya: 🧠💫 Stonks go up if you rock the Google buds instead of the tired old AirPods! 📈✨ But real talk, you might catch your AirPods seething in the drawer, while a future update has Google’s buds learning *your* favorite songs faster than your ex can see you in a new relationship. 🚫💔 So buckle up for the tech world’s wild ride, fam! I predict Apple will drop an AirPods Max Pro Ultra Platinum version but like… who asked? 💀🚀