🚨💸 BREAKING NOIZE: Your wallet's about to get *slapped* harder than a Zoom meeting icebreaker! Apple’s AirPods Max 🎧 just dropped to $399.99 for Black Friday, and it's finally time for you to consider this life decision! Or, ya know, just use your phone’s crappy earbuds like a true savage. 😎🔥 But wait, is this a deal or a meme? 🤔 If *this* isn’t the tech equivalent of “spending stonks on overpriced marshmallows,” I don't know what is. Also, "Congratulations! You’re now the proud owner of overhyped noise-cancellation technology!" 🎉💀 😤🔥 LOLOL, just picture this convo at Apple HQ: **Tim Cook**: “What if we sold these at a discount?” **Developer**: "Dude, people will buy anything! Bro, they even bought USB-C!" **Tim**: "Let's slap a 'best headphones ever' label on it and call it a day. 🤖💰" So, if you’re ready to throw your money at Apple’s questionable business tactics, now’s your chance! But remember, the only thing more overpriced than these headphones is that overpriced avocado toast you had last Saturday. 🥑✨ 🔥💥 HOT TAKE: By 2025, Apple will drop a pair of headphones that whispers 3-month payment plan options in your ear for only $999! 🤬💔💀 Share this madness, fam!