🚨🎧⚠️ WELCOME TO THE APocalypse of AIRPODS MAX! 🚨🎧⚠️ So, you’ve unboxed your shiny first-gen AirPods Max and now they're throwing you "three amber lights of death" like it's a sadistic Christmas tree? 🎄💀 Welcome to the club! 🙌 No cap, it’s like your headphones are auditioning for a horror flick! 😱 Rumor has it, if you freeze them like the last pizza slice nobody wanted, you might just resurrect them from the tech grave! 🍕❄️ That's right, folks, “chill” out your headphones like they’re about to drop the hottest mixtape of the year. 🎤🔥 💬 *"Dude, I think I broke them!"* *“Nah bro, just throw ‘em in the icebox and pray to the tech gods!”* 👀 Listen, who knew headphones could take a cue from GHOSTS? 👻 I mean, stonks in foggy tech fixes just couldn’t be higher right now. 📈💰 Here’s a spicy take: If this doesn't work, we might need to summon Ghostbusters for AirPods, so they can finally release their mixtape “3 Amber Lights, One of Death.” No flippin' way these are tech trends; it’s pure chaos! 🌀🚀 So grab your ice cube trays and hit that share button before your headphones go full-on zombie mode! This is your sign to go full freezer burn mode. 🔥💀❄️