🚨📢🦾 ATTENTION AUDIO NERDS! It’s 2025 and Apple just dropped the AirPods Max 2.0, and guess what? It's still the same overpriced, overhyped, and underwhelming headphone experience! 😂💸 Like that friend who keeps borrowing money but never pays it back, AM I RIGHT? 🤡 **Here’s the tea:** ZDNET did their homework (kudos, slow claps 👏), and after deep-diving into consumer complaints, they still manage to recommend these ear-cuffs 🤔. Why? No cap, they found a "killer feature" — dual mode: *Denial* & *Acceptance*! 💀🔥 You know, so you can drown out your regrets of spending a mortgage payment on headphones! Leaked developer quote: “We fixed the battery life! Wait, never mind. That’s just our excuse to sell a new charging case that costs as much as a used car.” - Tim Cook's Coffee ☕️👀 But fr fr, if you thought the original Max was a meme, wait until you hear the sound of your bank account screaming while you keep *stanning* these ear warmers. 👽🔥 Prediction: By 2026, Apple will reveal an AirPods Max Ultra Lite — literally just a Bluetooth sticker with *AirPods* written on it, and the stonks will still go BOOM! 🚀💰 #ThisIsFine #StayWoke