🚨🎧 BREAKING: NEW AIRPODS MAX? C’MON APPLE, WE’RE NOT THAT DESPERATE! 😩😂🤡 So apparently, Apple wants us to sit here like it’s 2020 and wait for AirPods Max 2: The Snooze Awakens. 💤💸 Like, we get it, you dropped the OG’s priced like they’re made of gold-plated unicorn horns, and now we’ve just got a USB-C port (wow, groundbreaking! 🙄). Talk about a glow-up, fr fr. And don’t even get me started on those colors, Apple! You think adding a new shade is gonna silence the cries of weebs everywhere wanting actual features? Stonks are looking like a 🚫🤑 since these cans lack what *literally* every other headset has. WHERE are the noise canceling enhancements? The telepathy mode? Kidding, but honestly, what’s the endgame here? 🤔🍏 *Leaked developer quote*: “Yeah, we just figured if we swap the plug and add some colors, people will be like ‘take my money!’ LOL.” - A Very Real Apple Dev So, listen up, Apple: this is fine. Just keep sitting on those leaked AirPods Max feature blueprints while we’re all coping and seething. 🔥💥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: Next year, Apple drops the “AirPods Max Mini” that are literally just earplugs! 🤫💀 You heard it here first!