🚨💥BREAKING: Apple JUST dropped the AirPods Pro 3 and BOY, are we in for a wild ride! 🎧💨 Are they planning to take over our ears AND our brains? 🤖💀 So, like, Apple decided that TWO pairs of AirPods (basic and Pro) weren’t enough. They’ve now got a lineup longer than the waiting list for a PS5! 😱💸 One user was overheard saying, "Apple, just take my money already!" while another dev screamed, "EVERYONE is buying these; I need these for my Zoom calls, fr fr!" 🙃🔥 And the new features? LET’S GET HYPED 🔥🥳! You can now have *noise cancellation* for when your Zoom meeting is just the sound of your soul dying. 🤷💔 Oh, and they might have included a built-in “Ignite my rage” feature when you accidentally trigger Siri 🤦‍♂️. But WAIT! THE TEA ☕️📈: Some nifty “developer leaks” 🙊 say these bad boys are just AirPods Pro 2 with a fresh coat of paint and some sprinkle of *losing our minds over prices*. Cue the Drake meme: “AirPods Pro 3? Me: Nah fam, just give me the first ones!” 🤣 💥🚀 UNHINGED prediction: Apple’s next move? HEADPHONE HEAVEN—AirPods that hook directly into your BRAIN. This is fine. 🔮👀 #AppleIsMyOverlord #StonksForEars