🚨 URGENT AIRPODS 4 ALERT! 🚨 Listen up, tech fam! 🎧👀 You can snag the new shiny AirPods 4 for a mere $89.99! That's like, *practically free* in the tech universe! 🤯🤑 I mean, who needs to save money when you can just blast your favorite bangers while drowning out the sound of your existence? 💰 Stonks? Investment? Nah, fam, this is a certified cope moment! On Prime Day, Apple was handing out deals like candy, but now it’s like your ex: gone but still haunting your wallet! 😭💔 Here's a spicy developer quote I totally didn’t make up: "We wanted the AirPods 4 to sound as good as my mom’s cooking, so we added voice isolation—so you can finally hear your friends over the sound of your crippling loneliness!" 😂🔥 If you're feeling fancy, get the noise-canceling version for $119.99 because nothing screams “I’ve got my life together” like cancelling out your problems. 🤷‍♂️💀 Hot take: I predict that by 2024, Apple will release AirPods 5 that come with a built-in therapy AI to help process your abandonment issues. 🤖💔💥 #ThisIsFine #Blessed #AirPods4AreLife