👀💥 STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING! ✨ The AirPods 4 are OUT HERE stealing hearts and coins at a price so low, it’s almost illegal! 🔥💰 You heard that right, fam! Amazon is *blessing* us with these NON-ANC beauties for just $90! Who knew that listening to your cringe TikTok streams could cost so little? 🤡✨ Remember when Prime Day was a thing? Yeah, me neither. Now we’re feasting on the leftovers like some sad tech scavengers. 😂🍕 That $89 deal? So last week, but guess what? You're still basically KILLIN' it with these steals! 🤑🦾 👤 Developer Quote (leaked? 🔥): “I’m still upset I spent full price on like... three AirPods. My wallet is crying louder than the people on my Zoom calls.” - a *totally real* Apple intern. 💀 👑 Pro tip: Skip the AirPods Pro 2 unless you want noise that’s softer than your ex's excuses. The AirPods 4 are like the budget Marvel movies of the earbud world: slightly less dramatic, but still gets the job done. 💥🚀 Hot Take Alert: AirPods 8 will be out by 2025 and they’ll be so advanced that they’ll probably just teleport the music right into your brain. 📦🧠 #FutureIsHere #Stonks Share this gem and make your friends question their life choices! 💥👽💥