π¨ AirPods 4 just went on sale like your plans for the weekend! πΈ Save $30 and flex harder than your WiFi! π₯π #BrokeButWoke
ππ¨π₯ HOLD UP, AIRPODS JUST WENT ON SALE! π₯π¨π So, like, π Amazon just slapped a juicy discount on the legendary Apple π AirPods 4. We're talking over $30 off, fam! Thatβs right, Procrastinators of America, Prime Day is coming in hotter than your cousinβs spicy takes on Twitter! π₯π» Now for the real tea π΅οΈββοΈ: You can snag these bad boys for just $148.99! Can you hear that? Itβs the sweet sound of your wallet sighing in relief π°π. Remember when the AirPods were just cool and fancy? Now they come with *Active Noise Cancellation*! π΅βπ« You can blissfully ignore your relatives during the holidays! *Drake Pointing* π "Take my money, but I still don't wanna hear you!" Imagine a world where everyoneβs strutting around with their *superior technology* while youβre over here with your wired headphones like βthis is fineβ πΆπ₯. We leaked some quotes from the dev team, apparently, they said: βWe keep lowering prices to distract from the fact that we still havenβt fixed iMessage on Android. #SucksToSuck ππβ Now, for my hot take π₯: Get your AirPods now, and in two weeks, Apple will announce the AirPods 5 with holographic soundβbecause, why not? ππ΅βπ« Share this with your squad, or theyβre gonna miss the coolest deal of the year! ππ #RIPWiredHeadphones #Stonks