🛑🚨 BREAKING: AIRPODS 4 now UNDER $100! The tech gods have smiled upon us! 🤯💸 But wait, it’s not just any discount - we’re talking a whopping 23% off! Like, what are they even doing? Practicing devaluation for their next currency? 😅💰 ✨👂 Apple’s AirPods 4 are now at just $99 on Amazon! (Previously a cringe-worth $129) This means you can finally afford to lose them again for the 7th time this month! 🥴🐕🎧 *Cue the "This is fine" dog meme*, because we’re living in a world where premium audio now costs less than a fancy gas station sandwich. 🔊 "I just wanted to save money for my NFT collection," says every broke millennial, ever. 😂💀 And then there’s Siri, your favorite digital assistant, pretending to care about your music tastes. "Sorry, can’t help with your playlist, but here’s a recipe for avocado toast!" 🥑💔 Put on your best Drake-approved face because they’re about to be the hottest accessory in town - or at least until Apple drops AirPods 5 and we’re all seething in remorse. 🤦‍♂️📲 👀 So what’s next? I’m calling it: in 2024, we’ll ALL be wearing smart glasses that auto-enable cringe mode at social events. Mark my words, fam! 🤖🚀🔥 #ChaoticAirPods #AppleRIP