🚨💥 *BREAKING NEWS: AirPods 4 on SALE for the LOWEST price EVER! 🚀💸* 👀 Are you tired of paying full price for Apple’s trendy earbuds while you secretly scream "I'M BROKE" when the cashier makes eye contact with you? This Black Friday, Amazon's slapping a whopping 34% OFF those AirPods 4! 💰 From a whopping $130 down to just $80! All your rich friends are gonna be like, "Stonks" and you're just out here grinding on instant ramen like it's a gourmet meal. 🍜💀 Now, don’t get too hype, fam. These beauties come with a twist! The non-ANC (Active Noise Cancelling) model means you’ll hear your roommate's existential crisis while trying to vibe to your playlist. 🔊💔 But hey, at least you can pretend you're in a personal concert with fancy features like Voice Isolation and *Personalized Spatial Audio*! 🎤 Developer Quote Leak: "We just wanted to make them so comfortable that even a rat could wear 'em while snatching food!" 🐀💅 So slap ’em in your ears and listen to the sweet sound of “I’m gonna regret this purchase!” 😂🔥 🔥🔥 FUTURE PREDICTION: By 2026, AirPods will be implanted in our brains, and the price will be “FREE with a 5-Year Data Plan”! This is fine, right? 🤖💀🔥